Inhumans are Trash

Millions of years ago during a war with the Skrull, the Kree stumbled upon Earth. They found humans and began experimenting on YouTube on April 17th where they created their joint album TrillStatik in front of thousands of fans tuned in from across the world. A lot of special guests also turned up at the studio to record their contributions, including Fat Joe, Method Man, Smoke DZA and more. them with two goals in mind. The first was to figure out why Kree had stopped evolving and help them fix the problem. The second was create a race of super beings strong enough to stop the Skrull. When the Kree abandoned the experiments the Inhumans created their own secret advanced society here on Earth in a place called Atillan where they are ruled by Black Bolt and the royal family. Black Bolt has the ability to shatter worlds with just his voice, so he doesn't speak but even he can tell you Inhumans are trash.

1. They're just Mutants with a superiority complex. Seriously they're just mutants who think they're better because their mutant abilities are triggered by a cloud and not life experience.
2. They basically killed most of the Mutants with their death cloud they worship. That cloud that gives them powers, is also deadly to mutants.
3. They have cocoons like they're special butterflies but they aren't. They just have to sit in a cocoon until their powers activate. 
4. Lockjaw, is a dog that teleports that used to be a human. It's like if Nightcrawler got to teleport, but had to be dog 24/7. I'd rather hang out with the blue guy who has a tail than the guy who is now a dog and has to be potty trained. Nightcrawler brings snacks to chill, Lockjaw just shits on your lawn.
5. Most of their powers are incredibly unremarkable. Super control of your hair, because if you get a hair cut you're just a thief. Maybe breathing under water, except you can't fly like Namor, you can't communicate with creatures like Aquaman and you aren't king like either, you're just a regular Atlantean. What about mental connection with a dinosaur because those aren't rare. Yeah Moon Girl is cool, she's a genius but that's not her inhuman power. The power is mind swapping with a dinosaur. That would be great if it wasn't 2016 in the middle of the city where there's literally one dinosaur. Hell, she was literally disappointed with the power.
6. They have a royal family, that rules over what amounts to a cult compound where they try to force all Inhumans to live.
7. The Queen is dating Johnny Storm while The King is silently threatening to murder Johnny and isn't even allowed in the castle half the time.
8. Black Bolt is their king who has to rule through text messages because he can't speak and is too lazy to learn sign language.
9. Black Bolt purposely gave his son to Kang The Conqueror because they're just cool like that.
10. Marvel tried to replace Mutants with Inhumans. This wasn't their fault, but I'm blaming them anyway because if they weren't lame it would have worked. Instead Marvel just gives up after a couple years and brings back the X-Men.
11. They've been around over 50 years and haven't garnered half the fandom as other characters lasting this long. Even Guy Gardner has a bigger fan base. Guy Gardner. Guy One Punch Gardner
12. They practice eugenics, they're like Mutants turned into the Nazis. They don't even allow a couple to have a child if they don't think they're a suitable match. They force people to go through metamorphosis if they find out they have a latent Inhuman gene. They're fucking Nazis.
13. There's a caste system. you think you're going to an inhuman utopia but you're not in the royal family, so fuck you. 
14. Genetically engineered slaves. I don't think I need to explain this one.
15. Kamala Khan and Moon Girl are the only cool ones because their stories aren't exclusively about being inhuman. What if every black hero shared the same motivations and history? Stupid sounding right? Then why does every inhuman have the same motivations and history but people pretend it's cool? They have a hive mind mentality, they're Reddit.
16. There's the whole kidnapping Inhumans as they develop powers thing.
17. Hey I know we're killing Mutants with the cloud Black Bolt purposely released on the world, but they're totally the bad guys for being upset about it. Why are they playing victim? The Mutants don't worship a cloud that brings you death. How dare Cyclops be angry that majority of the mutant population has been wiped out? What gives Rogue the right to be upset about taking dozens of medications just to stay alive?
18. They only become heroes so people of earth would view them favorably. They're just now entering the superhero scene and the first thing Medusa did was give a speech about how humans, Mutants and Inhumans should come together after being a racist asshole for decades...Inhumans are Donald Trump.
19. Until recently only white people were allowed to be Inhumans. This goes back that eugenics thing. They only sought out white people with Inhuman traits. For example they've recently accepted Toro into their ranks. He thought he was a mutant for almost 40 years. 
20. They wanna be The X-men so bad but they just aren't.

You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet. You can also check out his playthrough of Sleeping Dogs.
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