What can I say about the Star Wars Holiday Special that hasn't been said about Alderaan?It looks bombed out, depleted, destroyed and is literally tiny pieces of trash. I've gone ahead and made a list of some the most heinous offenses this special made.
- Chewbacaa has a wife and son but is okay leaving them behind to go on dangerous smuggling missions with Han Solo because being a war hero wasn't enough.
- Chewbacaa's birthday is on Christmas
- They still celebrate Christmas
- Live action, cartoon and live bands perform
- George Lucas thinks its so bad that he wished for a sledgehammer and the time to destroy every copy of it...and he created Jar Jar Binks
- Diahann Carrol lowered herself to this
- Chewbacca has a cartoon about himself
- Stormtroopers need a search warrant
- Murder a stormtrooper and hide the body
- Han was not invited to Life Day dinner
- Han, Luke, Leia, R2D2 and C3P0 appear later and sing a song at the "holiday tree" lighting ceremony and give a speech on the importance of a Wookie Holiday to Wookies
- Han still not invited to dinner.
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Reviewed by Darrell S.
on
Friday, December 18, 2015
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Reviewed by Darrell S.
on
Friday, December 18, 2015
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