20 Reasons The Avengers Age of Ultron Will Be Bad

Fair warning, I won't see the movie for a few more hours, but I know it'll be bad. I don't have high hopes for the new Avengers flick. I'd much rather stay home and watch Guardians of the Galaxy for the umpteenth time. Instead, I'll just give you 20 reasons I know it'll be bad. How can I do this? Well, movies are predictable, especially comic book movies. If you've seen enough of them, and you've read enough comics you'll know what to expect when you come in. I've got a lot of problems already based on the cast and trailers. Don't question my logic. Just listen to the facts.

1. There has never been a good Incredible Hulk movie, there's none planned after this. Shocking.
2. Ant-Man created Ultron
3. Tony Stark is still a suicidal alchohloic
4. Captain America is probably racist and sexist because "Those were the times," still not cool.
5. There will most likely be a War Machine and Falcon scene where they high five or something
6. Edward Norton still isn't The Hulk but his Hulk movie is cannon. What?
7. Nick Fury isn't a super soldier
8. Where's Spider-Man
9. Where are the X-Men
10. Quicksilver isn't Evan Peters
11. Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch incest is cannon in multiple marvel universes
12. Magneto's kids are here with no Magneto
13. Can't take a date because Idris Elba will probably be on screen
14. Everyone keeps spoiling the credits scene already
15. Vision is J.A.R.V.I.S.
16. It's just going to lead to another film
17. There's going to be a scene where The Avengers fight each other. There always is.
18. Vision is Scarlet Witch's husband and Quicksilver is her brother and possible lover. Just no.
19. Scarlet Witch is predominately a villain
20. Agents of SHIELD is no longer cannon. Is Blade Cannon? What about Daredevil?

There you have it, 20 reasons the film will be bad. There's more, but those are the big ones. We'll see how my opinion changes later.

Note: I wrote this based on the 1st trailer as a joke. Stop bothering me on Twitter.

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