Kakashi Was Fucking Trash

"This article is not as formal as most as it is partially a rant. If you have not seen Naruto, there are spoilers here. Tons of strong language."


One of the most over hyped characters in all of anime. Kakashi was pure garbage. As a kid, when I first saw Kakashi I thought he was a cool character. He wore the same ugly green and gray outfit as everyone else but he had the eye patch and silver hair to make him stand out. The beginning arcs made him standout as a fighter as well. He was the earliest person to display Earth Style and Summoning jutsus. He was know as the "Copy Cat Ninja" cause he would steal your moves, before we knew he had a Sharingan. As the series went on he just got progressively worst. By the end of it I down right hated him and now after the series has been done for years, I realizes he's fucking trash.

Backstory
Lets start with his backstory. If I'm not mistaken, we didn't get much info on his mother. His father was a well respected and strong ninja who was a true ninja. He followed the ninja code to a T, and even to his death. His father killed himself due to ridicule from failing a mission. Like a ninja he committed seppuku. Kakashi was raised just as so. He had no personality. He had no relationships with anyone so its no surprise that he would finish the mission by killing Rin. Then there's Obito but I'll talk about him later. Anyway, his backstory is mediocre. His father is only brought up like twice, plus his story doesn't tie anything together. He has one just to have one.


Character
The man is boring. Outside of the filler, when have you genuinely enjoyed his presence. He's so boring that he doesn't make you mad or happy. Thinking about the dynamics of Team 7, Naruto was the loud mouth yet lovable goofball, Sakura was the annoying know it all brat, and Sasuke was the emo kid that would piss Naruto off. All of them had some personality whether you liked them or not. Kakashi on the other hand was just there. And if you think about it beyond his character, he was always just there. Bastard was just always standing around somewhere. Buddy has the emotional range of a stick.


Fights
This man got washed by everyone. Everyone? EVERYONE!!.  He did absolutely nothing against Zabuza. Orochimaru washed him in the woods with a Kunai. Even when he had team ups against Deidara and Kakuzu he wasn't he main focus. Even after all those bitch ass powerups and asspulls from Kishimoto, he still could barely do anything against whack ass Obito. Itachi put that man in a coma for 3 months. He never won a fight that wasn't filler. Where the fuck are his feats. Man is supposed to be revered as this amazing ninja but he did nothing in our eyes. Fuck this loser.


Relevance
This man has only done two things of relevance in this series. He taught Sasuke the chidori and was somewhat related to Obito. Obito and Kakashi were never friends. They were worse than Naruto and Sasuke. At least Naruto and Sasuke were clear rivals. They weren't best friends but besides the arguing, they clearly had a respectable bond. These people were strangers to each other. what relationship did Kakashi and Obito have? These people fought over nothing. Obito 36 years old made over dead 12 year old pussy. Mad at Kakashi over nothing. Kakashi ass useless, couldn't even talk no jutsu him.


Conclusion
Fuck this nigga

Kakashi Was Fucking Trash Kakashi Was Fucking Trash Reviewed by Tyrone Dismuke on Wednesday, September 25, 2019 Rating: 5

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