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Kakashi Was Fucking Trash

"This article is not as formal as most as it is partially a rant. If you have not seen Naruto, there are spoilers here. Tons of strong language."


One of the most over hyped characters in all of anime. Kakashi was pure garbage. As a kid, when I first saw Kakashi I thought he was a cool character. He wore the same ugly green and gray outfit as everyone else but he had the eye patch and silver hair to make him stand out. The beginning arcs made him standout as a fighter as well. He was the earliest person to display Earth Style and Summoning jutsus. He was known as the "Copy Cat Ninja" cause he would steal your moves, before we knew he had a Sharingan. As the series went on he just got progressively worse. By the end of it I down right hated him and now after the series has been done for years, I realizes he's fucking trash.

Backstory
Let's start with his backstory. If I'm not mistaken, we didn't get much info on his mother. His father was a well respected and strong ninja who was a true ninja. He followed the ninja code to a T, and even to his death. His father killed himself due to ridicule from failing a mission. Like a ninja he committed seppuku. Kakashi was raised just as so. He had no personality. He had no relationships with anyone so it's no surprise that he would finish the mission by killing Rin. Then there's Obito but I'll talk about him later. Anyway, his backstory is mediocre. His father is only brought up like twice, plus his story doesn't tie anything together. He has one just to have one.


Character
The man is boring. Outside of the filler, when have you genuinely enjoyed his presence. He's so boring that he doesn't make you mad or happy. Thinking about the dynamics of Team 7, Naruto was the loud mouth yet lovable goofball, Sakura was the annoying know it all brat, and Sasuke was the emo kid that would piss Naruto off. All of them had some personality whether you liked them or not. Kakashi on the other hand was just there. And if you think about it beyond his character, he was always just there. Bastard was just always standing around somewhere. Buddy has the emotional range of a stick.


Fights
This man got washed by everyone. Everyone? EVERYONE!!.  He did absolutely nothing against Zabuza. Orochimaru washed him in the woods with a Kunai. Even when he had team ups against Deidara and Kakuzu, he wasn't his main focus. Even after all those bitch ass powerups and asspulls from Kishimoto, he still could barely do anything against whack ass Obito. Itachi put that man in a coma for 3 months. He never won a fight that wasn't filler. Where the fuck are his feats? Man is supposed to be revered as this amazing ninja but he did nothing in our eyes. Fuck this loser.


Relevance
This man has only done two things of relevance in this series. He taught Sasuke the chidori and was somewhat related to Obito. Obito and Kakashi were never friends. They were worse than Naruto and Sasuke. At least Naruto and Sasuke were clear rivals. They weren't best friends but besides the arguing, they clearly had a respectable bond. These people were strangers to each other. What relationship did Kakashi and Obito have? These people fought over nothing. Obito was 36 years old mad over dead 12 year old pussy. Mad at Kakashi over nothing cause Kakashi didn't even want her. Kakashi ass useless, couldn't even talk no jutsu him.


Conclusion
Fuck this nigga



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14 Comments

  1. fuck ya mother fucker

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  2. really? like really? he waas one of the reasons that they were able to defeat kaguya or naruto would have died. And also about the fights he has defeat kakuza, reanimated swordsmen of the mist,kaguya, and war arc kakashi and hokage kakashi(it is stated in the canon novels that hokage kakashi is stronger than war arc)could defeat orochimaru and itachi and Also his rival was guy not obito.

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  3. Hey where do you live I just wanna Know 🔫

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  4. where you live i want to take a visit :)

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  5. WhatreyougonnadoaboutitMay 13, 2022 at 5:43 AM

    I know everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but man, do your opinion suck!

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  6. Kakashi is hot af tho

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  7. Your just mad kakashi is hot

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  8. bruh kakashi is misunderstood.Mind you , kakashi had a sharingan that left him with only 75-80% of his chakra even when he wasnt fighting.That same sharingan also ate alot of his chakra when he would fight and yet with such a huge disadvantage he was able to actually fight against pain and make him keep his distance.Not only that he did do something against zabuza he copied his dragon jutsu thing so watch u mean he did nothing against him?You said kakashi is boring and doesnt make a person mad or happy.bruh you hate kakashi that proves that he can make you mad or angry.You are literally contradicting yourself

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  9. bro u underestimate kakashi.Kakashi had only 75-80 percent of his chakra cuz of his sharingan even when he wasnt fighting.wehn he fought his sharingan ate his chakra really fast but with such a huge disadvantage he was able to fight someone like pain and make him keep his distance.also he copied the dragon jutsu thing from zabuza so watchu mean he did nothing against him?he lost to orochimaru cuz he was like fifteen at that time. bruh he was a freaking 15 yr old.not only that u said kakashi is boring and cant make you happy or mad but u mad so u basically contradicting yourself.

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