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IDFWU: Furries

Stoned Fox, Russia's greatest export
By now, you should know how this goes. I quote the legendary Big Sean song, "I don't fuck with you," and tell you what I don't fuck with. I don't know if I can say this, I'm afraid. They're ruthless. I'm joking, it's furries. I don't fuck with furries.

If you aren't sure what a furry is, where have you been? A furry is a person who identifies as an animal spirit, their fursona. For some of them, it's about being free, who they feel like they are on the inside or an animal that demonstrates the characteristics they want to have. Personally, I would be a tiger, brave, bold, confident, unbothered. But, for others it's a sexual fetish. If you've seen someone walking around in a big fur suit that looks like they could be a mascot, but aren't, they're a furry. I know what you're thinking, if it is sexual, how do they have sex in the suits? They don't, apparently those suits cost a lot and it is hard to clean sexual fluids out. Once the fur is sticky with human juices it is impossible to clean.

I'm completely okay with the fetish part, let the freak flag fly. It's everything else I hate about the furries. For the most part, I let the furries chill but recently that all changed when the fire nation attacked. I saw some furries and lolicons fighting about which group was more disgusting. You already know how I feel about the lolicons. I chimed in stating the obvious, you're both nasty. For different reasons, but you're both nasty.

Furry conventions are dying, for a few reasons. There's the constantly growing Neo-Nazi presence in the furry community. How did that happen? Once you've got a Nazi problem you just gotta burn down your whole platform and start again, that's what grindr did. Neo-Nazi's are nasty. Then there's the conventions. Stories of diapers filled with feces tossed onto cars. Hotels flooded under two feet of water. The cleaning cost for sexual fluids, blood and everything else. That's nasty. We would be completely okay, if y'all weren't nasty like that. Furries aren't nasty like lolicons, but you're nasty like Dirty Dee.

Furries are too sensitive. I can't count the number of times I've called lolicons pedophiles in training. They took it on the chin. But, furries can't deal with the fact that some of them, a lot of them are nasty. I get it, there were furries who tried to clean up the shit stained hotel, and others trying to kick out the nazis. Those are good people, but it still doesn't justify the fact that a lot of y'all are nasty. Somehow that breaks you down to the most basic of levels and I'm a bully now.

A bully, that participates in fursecution. That's like persecution, but against furries. I think we need a refresher on the definition of persecution:
Persecution (n) - 1. The systematic mistreatment of an individual or group by another individual or group. The most common forms being religious, race, or political.

2. A persistent annoyance or harassment
The Holocaust, Slavery, The Rwandan Genocide, and many more, those are acts of persecution. Refusing to host furry conventions because they smear shit on the walls isn't persecution. That's protecting your investment. Calling them nasty because they have a history of doing nasty things isn't persecution. Most people don't even think about furries on the monthly basis. You're not the victim of any hate crime.

Then there's this idea that people of color should understand the furry movement because we have persecuted as well. Get the fuck out of here with that. At the end of the day, you take your suit off and put it on at will. I'm still Black at the beginning and end of the day. You're not a victim, and we just aren't the same so please, never push that fake solidarity bullshit to me again.

Calm down, don't get your tails in a bunch. Learn to take jokes on the chin like the future pedophiles coalition. Tell your friends to stop smearing shit on the walls. Don't send people 30 fucking tweets about not all furries and being fursecuted. Furries are just kinky in most cases as far as I'm concerned. Other kinks don't get the same kind of jokes because people that walk around with buttplugs all day and go home after seeing their dominatrix don't get anywhere near the same amount of jokes. You know why? Because they aren't out here comparing themselves to actually persecuted people, destroying hotels, wearing Nazi themed costumes, or yelling to anyone that will listen about how furries should be respected more. SonicFox is still cool, unless I find out he puts shit filled diapers on people's cars.

You can check out some of my fiction at 12 AM Fiction or follow my web serial Exsanguinate and of course hear me on the Powerbomb Jutsu podcast.

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