The Flash Review – S2
Ep 20: “Rupture”
So, I don’t know what happened to
the show I love. But they’ve clearly stumbled in these last several eps.
Long story short, this episode was
the same as last week’s…a bunch of relatively insignificant developments
setting up the main thing that we needed to see. Which happened, of course, in
the last five minutes of the episode. I was screaming at the TV for the whole
hour this time.
The whole “Flash hologram” thing? Was
a real stretch. Again, they have to dumb the characters down to make it work,
because as an idea for crime fighting it is completely unsustainable. They also
again have to shoehorn Iris in, because have we noticed that we don’t see her doing
her writing job at all anymore? She’s just at Star Labs all the time. And
it takes Wells to call it out, as usual. Love the “Hoodlums and Holograms”
line.
Barry’s attitude in this whole thing doesn’t make
any sense. They try to justify it by explaining how Zoom got to Earth 1, but
all season long, Barry has been saying (and demonstrating) that he was willing
to do whatever it took to stop Zoom. Which included taking a HUGE chance
with Thawne/Wells and messing with the timeline, have we forgotten that? So his
resistance to a controlled particle accelerator explosion is baffling. He’s the
one that rightly reasoned many episodes ago that without his speed, everyone he
loves is going to die at Zoom’s hands anyway.
So for whatever reason, they have
Barry once again spinning his wheels to make a decision that should be made in
less than five minutes. Which means that pretty much all the other storylines
are filler.
Barry reconnects with his dad, and I
have to admit…Henry weighing in at this point generated a little resentment, surprisingly
so. Henry bolted right after he got let out of jail, and now he’s being brought
back into the mix and trying to lecture Barry. It doesn’t feel like he has that
right anymore. But the little interchange they have in his cabin almost seems
to seal the deal on the Man in the Iron Mask reveal: it’ll be someone with
Henry Allen’s face. A Garrick, for sure, since that was his mom’s maiden name,
and maybe the real Jay Garrick IS Henry Allen of Earth Two.
As much as I love this show, they
have overused their quota of heart-to-heart talks. Because nowadays, it’s all
they do. Too much of any condiment can kill a sandwich, even ketchup.
The whole sideline storyline with
Cisco and Dante…I was just kind of bored. I love Cisco, he’s the quippy, geeky
Chloe Sullivanesque hipster of this show, but again, too much of a good thing
can get old fast. Especially when it’s clearly being used to distract us from
the slow moving main plot. I honestly couldn’t have cared less about Cisco and
Dante.
Zoom showing up at the police
station with Caitlin in tow? It just feels really…I don’t know, weird. Zoom has
no real rhyme or reason to what he does. It’s like he just spontaneously
decides he wants something, and then drags his forced girlfriend along with
him? Who does that besides the Joker? I guess Wells lays out his modus operandi
later, but it’s quite an inefficient way to establish oneself as the new super
power in a city. But Zoom is so fast, he doesn’t need anyone else. Is he just a
sadist? Or is he a speed addict? Or a sociopath? Or is he a redeemable,
Vaderesque character that will see the light through Caitlin’s influence? And they
keep making it clear that there is something inside of Zoom besides pain. It’s
Black Flash at best.
Zoom certainly channels Vader by tempting Caity Cait to
unlock her inner darkness. The question is, how is Caitlin going to be
activated in terms of her ice powers.
Most of the events in this ep? ...were completely
predictable.
Rupture AKA Dante of Earth 2
showing up? WE SAW THAT COMING.
Cisco and Dante reconciling? WE SAW
THAT COMING.
Kid Flash and Jesse Quick being
created? WE SAW THAT COMING.
(Also, sticking Wally and Jesse in
that room together, they would have totally been making out. That whole
sequence just made me laugh.)
Wells is the Thomas Wayne (of
sorts) in this ep in terms of setting up the accident to recreate The Flash a
la Flashpoint. He has to keep defending himself in terms of his plan,
and Henry for some reason is suddenly anti-powers? All three of Barry’s dads
are weighing in, but it shouldn’t have taken all ep for Barry to figure out that
there’s only one real answer here. That’s just really bad writing.
So in terms of the WestAllen
shippers (and holy CRAP was Iris looking good this ep) I guess this was a
pivotal development. Iris just doesn’t seem like she’s clear to me, she comes off as really fickle. Barry and Iris both seem to be conveniently forgetting the fact that just
a few episodes ago, she said she thinks about Eddie every day. And, if Eddie
was still alive THEY’D BE MARRIED. And her exact words when she was first
confronted with the future (the byline being written by Iris West-Allen) was “SCREW
THE FUTURE.” So, if I were Barry I wouldn’t trust a single thing she says. There’s
no telling if her feelings are real, or if she’s just trying to fill the void
that Eddie left with the sure thing she has with Barry. So, if they’re going to
get them together, just get them together. Let them be the power couple they
are in the comics. Again, it is clearly thee only reason Iris is on the show.
So Barry says they have to stop
Zoom without The Flash. He’s made up his mind, because risking an uncontained
particle accelerator explosion is just too risky. Okay. Hologram Flash to the
rescue. Okay. Rupture is shot multiple times in the back and doesn’t die. Okay.
Zoom figures out Caitlin warned them and then decides it’s time to spill some
blood. Okay. And then Zoom demonstrates why NO ONE CAN EVER BEAT A SPEEDSTER.
It’s ALWAYS THE VILLAINS THAT KNOW HOW TO USE THE POWERS. I can’t stand it.
So after THIS COMPLETELY
PREDICTABLE BEHAVIOR BY ZOOM, and after figuring out that there are metahumans
galore still unrevealed on Earth One, and after realizing how indescribably
stupid it was to give up HIS ONLY ADVANTAGE, Barry changes his mind. “Let’s do
it. I wanna do it.” In the Flashpoint comic the FIRST thing Barry
figured out was that he needed his speed back, whatever it took.
So we FINALLY get to the scene we
wanted to see, and of course CryBarry is back, because he can’t do anything
without hugging everybody like he’s going to die and crying over the situation.
And now Iris pledges her undying love. I won’t even get into how ridiculous it
is that Cisco’s had Weather Wizard’s wand all this time and they are just NOW
using it?
The experiment begins, Iris seems
like she didn’t get the memo as to exactly what was going to happen, Zoom for
some reason can’t get there fast enough to stop anything, and Barry…..derezzes.
And of course conveniently catches Wally and Jesse in his wake on the way out. (Hello
new members of The Flash Family!) It’s rather obvious that they made Barry
super fast this time and transformed him into light particles, and he’s going
to have to be talked back from the Speed Force Heaven he’s in with Echo Joe
next week. Because seriously, does anybody really believe that Barry’s gone?
*Sigh* Oh
well, only three episodes left. Most of my predictions I think are accurate:
-Barry and
Iris will kiss and start dating
-Kid Flash
and Jesse Quick, hurrah!
-The man in
the Iron Mask is the original Jay Garrick, but it’s Henry Allen of Earth Two
-Caitlin
begins her transformation into Killer Frost
-Zoom is
going to be defeated in an ULTRA LAME way
-Reverse
Flash, Thawne/Wells will be revealed as still alive
So I don’t see many surprises coming our way in the next few
weeks, but hopefully they make it fun to watch.
That’s it for this week…more Flashy
goodness in seven days!
Thought the episode was good; but to each his own. I miss the funny recap reviews (not sure who did those).
ReplyDeleteThe Flash reviews, those are all me. Maybe my earlier ones were funnier. :-)
DeleteThe Flash has spoiled us with high quality, so it's hard to see them deliver anything less.