7 People Saitama Can't Beat


I don't care if he is called OnePunch-Man he can't beat everyone. Especially not with one punch as his own Saitama's own manga and anime have shown. He can't breathe in the vacuum of space. Can he catch his breath under water? NO! There's a whole heap of people he can't beat and here's 6 of them.



1. Superman: Do I really need to say anything? One punch is cool but it ain't super. Superman literally may be immortal. He died once, it was just a temporary nap and somehow he came back stronger. This is the guy who lifted a book of infinite pages, that's infinite weight. He flies, he's got super speed, he's as intelligent as a supercomputer. Saitama would be lucky to get a punch off before he was disintegrated. He'd probably break his fist trying to punch Superman.


2. Goku: Man, I don't even like Goku like that. But c'mon. I'm not even sure Saitama can beat Frieza if we're being honest. He stands a chance against Gohan, but Goku. Have you seen the list of people Goku has beaten? The number of people who actually destroyed planets that Goku beat? Meanwhile Saitama is having problems punching the armor off people. Saitama can't even get to fights on time. Did he think the cape let Superman fly? He probably thinks wearing orange makes Goku go Super Siayan.



3. Medaka Kurokami: Now, I'll be honest. I've got no idea who she is. But, a quick google search told me her power. Her power is to copy the abilities of others and use it with a 20% boost. So yeah, she just copies his power and knocks him out. Because she's 20% stronger. Don't even know what show she's from but she'd turn the show into OnePunch Woman.



4. Wonder Woman: She's 85 and able to take out an entire Justice League by herself. She's been trained by immortal warriors who participated in the battle between The Titans and Gods of Olympus. Personally I want to see the fight just so she can wrap him up with the lasso and he admits the truth. "I'm overrated."



5. Wolverine: We've discussed this before. He's damn near unkillable. He's been dropped in lava, split in half. Shot in the head. Decapitated. Blown up. The point is, a few punches ain't gonna kill him. Also he's got no morals. He kills kids. He kills his own kids. He's got no problem just stabbing Saitama.



6: Luffy: According to Oda, punches and kicks don't actually hurt him. It's piercing and slashing attacks. The only reason he gets tired after fights with opponents who punch and kick is because it wears down his stamina. Gonna take a whole lot of punches to take him out. Might want to knock him through some buildings or something to wear him down a little quicker. Maybe get creative and stab or slice him...if he isn't too fast for Saitama.



7. Ice Cube: Have you heard "No Vaseline?" He would kill Saitama by killing his pride. Did you see what he did to the former OnePunch Man? Deebo? He got knocked out. TWICE. Ice Cube also has incredible durability. He was once beaten with a Christmas tree and survived "Bitch in Yoo" by Common. Saitama better go to church because he should be scared to take on Ice Cube.

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7 People Saitama Can't Beat 7 People Saitama Can't Beat Reviewed by Darrell S. on Wednesday, January 20, 2016 Rating: 5

27 comments:

  1. Lmao thia article needed to be made to enlighten the masses. Great stuff!

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  2. I agree with this list but you forgot Sailor Moon. And Saitama can breathe in space

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  3. And Natsu from Fairy Tail can beat Saitama.

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  4. please dude, you cant compare saitama with anyone else because he is a parody. you are comparing "serious" super hoeroes to a comedic one which is simply impossible...

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    1. Saitama is a joke character but it isnt impossible beacuse he's had several serious fights. Saitama is funny but every other character in that series is serious. OPM isn't just a joke all the time

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    2. im not saying the show doesnt have serious moments, but i am saying the show has a comedic purpose. you are trying to analyze the strenght of a character who was designed to be, no matter what, stronger than his opponent... as i said: its just an impossible scenario

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    3. Sorry anonymous but I cant tell you how many times someones come up to me and sayed OPM is stronger than that guy this is just a punch in the face from (obviously better) Comics or character gg Uncle ruckus wins #BoonDocksOP

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    4. i still feel like people are missing my point: he is a parody and as such should be excluded from any rankings or comparisons (im not trying to say hes stronger or weaker than anyone, its just impossible to compare a parody to a non-parody)

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  5. saitama can resist hot temperatures, and can do one serious punch and knock everyone down (except 3) if he wants to, he can yield a blade.

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  6. SAITAMA CAN BEAT ALL THEIR ASSES YOUR A DUMBASS FOR THINING SAITAMA CAN LOSE

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    1. true saitama would whoop gokus ass

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    2. of course he can. that's why the author made it in the first place. him being just stronger than everyone it's teasing these superheroes

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  7. You're wrong with several characters, but I'll just talk about Superman for now. While Superman is strong, he's not invincible. Saitama has unlimited strength, and could easily kill Superman in one punch. You could say 'well, Superman could fly away and shoot lasers', but that wouldn't work either. Saitama's skin is unbreakable (he took Boros' ultimate attack straight on), and the shockwave of his punches would still kill Superman.

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  8. I get that some of these characters have healing abilities or are immortal, but that doesn't mean that saitama can't beat the crap out of them and walk away fine. Saitama is basically immune to any physical attack.
    Unfortunately, he probably could be killed by someone with a death note and shinigami eyes if caught unaware.

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  9. Hater, SAITAMA is unbeatable. Superman gets beaten by Batman & you expect me to believe SAITAMA can't defeat Superman. Go & choke on your hate.

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  10. SAITAMA IS THE FREAKING STRONGEST ONE WHAT DO YOU MEAN!,HE CAN DESTROY SUPERMAN LASER EYES WOULDN'T DO CRAP TO HIS SKIN, A KAMEHAMEHA WOULDN'T DO CRAP, AND SO AS SOME STUPID CLAWS, OR PUNCHES

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  11. I think, Saitama wil just say: OK...
    :D

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  12. This is an unfair comparison. For 1. You have absolutely no evidence and nothing to back it up. 2. we have never seen the limit to saitamas strength, and i doubt we ever will. 3. unlike saitama, all of those you listed have been beaten in some way or form. 4.as shown in OPM he can shatter entire mountains with just the shockwave of air from a normal punch, while saitama isnt even being serious. 5. saitama doesnt have sny abilities, its just his physical fitness which makes him so strong, and you cant make a point with"a simple google search". 6. wolverine is a human and as such, cannot survive in space( which obviously means that either saitama evolved to the point where he can survive in space, or he isnt human). 7. saitama can go at mach 100 as shown in the manga when he SERIOUS SERIES: SERIOUS SIDESTEPPING. past sonic msking at least 100 after images. so luffy has no chance at outspeeding him. 8. my final point. Goku. Ive seen all the dragon balls and take that into notice, because that makes me a person who doesnt just know saitamas feets, but also gokus. Goku if somehow pushed into UI will lose his stamina way too fast to even think about faceing saitama. He may try to one-shot saitama with a kamehameha but weve seen saitama completely counter (and more) an attack with the power of a COLLAPSING STAR. Goku hasnt shown a feet of strength anywhere near that and he could only defeat jiren with the help of frieza and the TOP rules, which is no killing.And jiren is basically a poor mans saitama so in conclusion, no-one on that list could ever hope to even wound saitama.

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    1. Actually Goku could beat Jiren with just the Mastered UI form. Its just that he couldnt maintain it long enough to finish Jiren off since it took its toll on his body.

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  13. What's funny is that if Saitama used a serious punch,as shown in the anime AND manga,he could obliterate Wolverine.See,he punched with so much force,Boros's body couldn't regenerate fast enough.Also,I'd say Boros's regeneration is on par with Wolverine's

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