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The Star Wars Holiday Special



What can I say about the Star Wars Holiday Special that hasn't been said about Alderaan?It looks bombed out, depleted, destroyed and is literally tiny pieces of trash. I've gone ahead and made a list of some the most heinous offenses this special made.

  1. Chewbacaa has a wife and son but is okay leaving them behind to go on dangerous smuggling missions with Han Solo because being a war hero wasn't enough.
  2. Chewbacaa's birthday is on Christmas
  3. They still celebrate Christmas
  4. Live action, cartoon and live bands perform
  5. George Lucas thinks its so bad that he wished for a sledgehammer and the time to destroy every copy of it...and he created Jar Jar Binks
  6. Diahann Carrol lowered herself to this
  7. Chewbacca has a cartoon about himself
  8. Stormtroopers need a search warrant
  9. Murder a stormtrooper and hide the body
  10. Han was not invited to Life Day dinner
  11. Han, Luke, Leia, R2D2 and C3P0 appear later and sing a song at the "holiday tree" lighting ceremony and give a speech on the importance of a Wookie Holiday to Wookies
  12. Han still not invited to dinner.
Yeah, it sucks. Happy Life Day

Darrell S.

Hey, I write stuff, a lot of different stuff, that's all.

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