With black churches being burned to the ground, immigrants being assaulted and even police being murder all in the name of Donald Trump, you start to realize he's a Supervillain. I mean, he wouldn't be in a group with other villains, they have standards. They don't let Dr. Light into the Injusctice League because he's a rapist, and villains killed Captain Boomerang because he was killing innocent men, as well as women and children. You think they'd let Donald Trump in? Mr. "grab her by the pussy." I don't think so. Anyway, I was thinking since Donald Trump is a Supervillain, what other villains could be president.
1. Lex Luthor: I mean the man was already president but I guess I can look at some of his credentials. Donald Trump brags about his business skill, but most of his businesses are just failures. Lex is a business powerhouse. Everything he touches turns to gold. When he was president, he was actually pretty good at it. Going as far as bringing in former heroes like Jefferson Pierce, better known as Black Lightning, to serve as his secretary of education. Because he may be evil, but he cares about America. He also takes good care of his employees, all of them. He's the only guy with hired goons that have health care and a 401K.
2. Wilson "Kingpin" Fisk: Sure, he's a mob boss, but he's a damn good one. Here's a man with no super powers but manages to hold his own against Spider-Man and others. Look at his criminal empire. Mob bosses and families come and go in Marvel, but Wilson Fisk is forever. Do you know how he did it? By being a smart bastard. People say they don't trust Hillary Clinton because she seems like she's always plotting, well Wilson Fisk is. He stays in control by being smarter than the other players on the field. I'd want him leading America.
3. Amanda Waller: She's a boss. She managed to be the master pupateer that's pulled the strings on politicians, countries and super heroes alike. Can you imagine if she did't have to waste time hiding her actions? We're getting wold peace, because she'll have so much dirt on everyone that nobody would act out. It doesn't matter who you are, she can touch you. She's managed entire government organizations and black ops teams. She's an expert leader even if nobody likes her at the end of the mission. Amanda Waller has all the right strengths to become president. Now, I know what you're saying "she's not a villain" but she's manipulated the US Government and clashed with several super heroes, most notably Batman. She also manages a team of super villains. She may not be destroy the world evil, but she's control the country evil. She's probably a registered Republican.
4. Adrian Alexander "Ozymandias" Veidt: He's got a long standing reputation as being a hero. Sure behind his amazing corporate conglomerate hides the fact that he is also the leader of several dozen crime organizations around the globe. Nobody even knows he's the one who attempted to destroy New York in attempt at forcing world peace, so image won't be a problem. None of his former teammates have anything bad to say about him, except The Comedian, and he's dead so he isn't talking. He's also one of the smartest people in the world so as long as he didn't have access to nukes or giant monsters he'd be a great president.
5. Otto "Doctor Octopus" Octavius: I mean, the dude has demonstrated he's a straight up boss when leading. You saw his work as Spider-Man. He formed and led an entire army of soldiers that cleaned up the streets of New York, until Norman Osborn came around. But, he's also got a long list of other feats and leadership roles. Not to mention he's a certified genius and he's an okay guy when he has just a little compassion in his life.
Bonus: Dr. Doom, Black Adam, and Magneto would all make great presidents as well. But none of them are American, and two have their own countries to run.
You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet. You can also check out his playthrough of Sleeping Dogs.
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1. Lex Luthor: I mean the man was already president but I guess I can look at some of his credentials. Donald Trump brags about his business skill, but most of his businesses are just failures. Lex is a business powerhouse. Everything he touches turns to gold. When he was president, he was actually pretty good at it. Going as far as bringing in former heroes like Jefferson Pierce, better known as Black Lightning, to serve as his secretary of education. Because he may be evil, but he cares about America. He also takes good care of his employees, all of them. He's the only guy with hired goons that have health care and a 401K.
2. Wilson "Kingpin" Fisk: Sure, he's a mob boss, but he's a damn good one. Here's a man with no super powers but manages to hold his own against Spider-Man and others. Look at his criminal empire. Mob bosses and families come and go in Marvel, but Wilson Fisk is forever. Do you know how he did it? By being a smart bastard. People say they don't trust Hillary Clinton because she seems like she's always plotting, well Wilson Fisk is. He stays in control by being smarter than the other players on the field. I'd want him leading America.
3. Amanda Waller: She's a boss. She managed to be the master pupateer that's pulled the strings on politicians, countries and super heroes alike. Can you imagine if she did't have to waste time hiding her actions? We're getting wold peace, because she'll have so much dirt on everyone that nobody would act out. It doesn't matter who you are, she can touch you. She's managed entire government organizations and black ops teams. She's an expert leader even if nobody likes her at the end of the mission. Amanda Waller has all the right strengths to become president. Now, I know what you're saying "she's not a villain" but she's manipulated the US Government and clashed with several super heroes, most notably Batman. She also manages a team of super villains. She may not be destroy the world evil, but she's control the country evil. She's probably a registered Republican.
4. Adrian Alexander "Ozymandias" Veidt: He's got a long standing reputation as being a hero. Sure behind his amazing corporate conglomerate hides the fact that he is also the leader of several dozen crime organizations around the globe. Nobody even knows he's the one who attempted to destroy New York in attempt at forcing world peace, so image won't be a problem. None of his former teammates have anything bad to say about him, except The Comedian, and he's dead so he isn't talking. He's also one of the smartest people in the world so as long as he didn't have access to nukes or giant monsters he'd be a great president.
5. Otto "Doctor Octopus" Octavius: I mean, the dude has demonstrated he's a straight up boss when leading. You saw his work as Spider-Man. He formed and led an entire army of soldiers that cleaned up the streets of New York, until Norman Osborn came around. But, he's also got a long list of other feats and leadership roles. Not to mention he's a certified genius and he's an okay guy when he has just a little compassion in his life.
Bonus: Dr. Doom, Black Adam, and Magneto would all make great presidents as well. But none of them are American, and two have their own countries to run.
You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet. You can also check out his playthrough of Sleeping Dogs.
Follow @OriginalKingD
