Sometimes our heroes turn out to bad people, and we don't realize it until it's too late. Then we're stuck in a moment of not knowing. We looked up to these good people and then they turn out to be bad. We don't don't what's good or bad anymore. But, sometimes we can get them before it's too late. I'm here to expose these so called good people as the villains they really are.
1. Miss Piggy: Where do we start? People consider Kermit the bad guy for leaving her and moving on. I for one think it was about time. Miss Piggy would swoon over other men, animals and Muppets constantly. But, if Kermit so much as looked at another woman, he would be beaten with one of her karate chops, or as she called it the "pork chop." That's an abusive relationship. Then, there were plenty of times when she would make advances and Kermit would say "no" or "not right now" or plenty of other things, but she would just do it anyway. Miss Piggy is a textbook spousal abuser. If these were real people, she would be in jail.
2. Peter Pan: So, get this. He's a middle aged man who refuses to grow up. He thinks he's a child. He also doesn't want to let other boys grow up. So how does he stop them from growing up? He kidnaps them and takes them away to the hidden "Never Land," because they can never tell what happened there. Then he calls them the "Lost Boys" because they're lost to their family. It's not because they don't age while there, it's because they never leave. In the book it's clearly stated that when the Lost Boys get too old he would "thin them out." I'm not saying Peter Pan sexually abused young boys or murdered them. But, I'm saying all the signs are there and he needs to be investigated.
3. Professor Snape: People think he's a hero who made the biggest sacrifice of all while going undercover to protect Harry. But, that didn't happen over night. People think it was all revealed and he redeemed himself in book 7? So are we going to pretend that he wasn't just a plain old asshole for the first 6 books? But that's just to harry. He was something way worse to Neville Longbottom. He treated Neville like pure shit, you would think Neville killed Snape's parents. Neville's parents were tortured to death by Voldemort. Yet, when Neville's boggart showed his biggest fear it wasn't Voldemort. It was Snape. Snape was this kid's biggest fear because of constant torture and harassment. He gets a kick out of making Neville's life Hell. Yet, he still has time to be a pain in the ass of every non-Slytherin student as well.
4. Jerry The Mouse: Tom is a cat. Cats hunt mice. Tom's owners did not want a mouse in their home. Mice bring a lot of problems. Sanitation, they eat not just your food but everything; carve out homes in everything, not just your walls. Tom was doing his job as a cat and protecting his owner's home from a mouse. Yet Tom is painted as the bad guy? Why? For doing his job? Next thing you know, firefighters will be bad people for putting out fires. There are even times when Tom is just chilling but Jerry decides to be a menace.
5. Batman: He's the hero so many people look up to but, he's a bad guy. There's so much evil shit he's done. Dick Grayson and Jason Todd were orphans. He took them in, then forced them to fight armed and dangerous criminals, often murderous criminals nightly after their homework. Tim Drake wasn't even an orphan when he joined up with Batman, and not for a long time after either. He was basically an adult when his parents died. But Batman thought it was cool to just take a 9 year old and make him fight crime. Then there's the villains. We're not talking about non-killers like Catwoman and Poison Ivy. We're not talking about people with mental illness like Two Face and Clayface (all of them). We're talking about straight up killers like Victor Zasz and The Joker. Both have killed hundreds and in Joker's case it maybe even millions. He lets these people go. It's not even the "I'm Batman, I don't kill," it's that he goes out of his way to save their lives. He's stopped Jason from killing Joker on several occasions because "it wouldn't be right." He's saved Joker from death at the hands of other villains. Then they always break out of prison before going to trial or being executed because Batman refuses to help see the process through. Fuck this guy, he's the cause ever time Zasz or Joker or another of his homicidal rogues kills someone.
You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet
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1. Miss Piggy: Where do we start? People consider Kermit the bad guy for leaving her and moving on. I for one think it was about time. Miss Piggy would swoon over other men, animals and Muppets constantly. But, if Kermit so much as looked at another woman, he would be beaten with one of her karate chops, or as she called it the "pork chop." That's an abusive relationship. Then, there were plenty of times when she would make advances and Kermit would say "no" or "not right now" or plenty of other things, but she would just do it anyway. Miss Piggy is a textbook spousal abuser. If these were real people, she would be in jail.
2. Peter Pan: So, get this. He's a middle aged man who refuses to grow up. He thinks he's a child. He also doesn't want to let other boys grow up. So how does he stop them from growing up? He kidnaps them and takes them away to the hidden "Never Land," because they can never tell what happened there. Then he calls them the "Lost Boys" because they're lost to their family. It's not because they don't age while there, it's because they never leave. In the book it's clearly stated that when the Lost Boys get too old he would "thin them out." I'm not saying Peter Pan sexually abused young boys or murdered them. But, I'm saying all the signs are there and he needs to be investigated.
3. Professor Snape: People think he's a hero who made the biggest sacrifice of all while going undercover to protect Harry. But, that didn't happen over night. People think it was all revealed and he redeemed himself in book 7? So are we going to pretend that he wasn't just a plain old asshole for the first 6 books? But that's just to harry. He was something way worse to Neville Longbottom. He treated Neville like pure shit, you would think Neville killed Snape's parents. Neville's parents were tortured to death by Voldemort. Yet, when Neville's boggart showed his biggest fear it wasn't Voldemort. It was Snape. Snape was this kid's biggest fear because of constant torture and harassment. He gets a kick out of making Neville's life Hell. Yet, he still has time to be a pain in the ass of every non-Slytherin student as well.
4. Jerry The Mouse: Tom is a cat. Cats hunt mice. Tom's owners did not want a mouse in their home. Mice bring a lot of problems. Sanitation, they eat not just your food but everything; carve out homes in everything, not just your walls. Tom was doing his job as a cat and protecting his owner's home from a mouse. Yet Tom is painted as the bad guy? Why? For doing his job? Next thing you know, firefighters will be bad people for putting out fires. There are even times when Tom is just chilling but Jerry decides to be a menace.
5. Batman: He's the hero so many people look up to but, he's a bad guy. There's so much evil shit he's done. Dick Grayson and Jason Todd were orphans. He took them in, then forced them to fight armed and dangerous criminals, often murderous criminals nightly after their homework. Tim Drake wasn't even an orphan when he joined up with Batman, and not for a long time after either. He was basically an adult when his parents died. But Batman thought it was cool to just take a 9 year old and make him fight crime. Then there's the villains. We're not talking about non-killers like Catwoman and Poison Ivy. We're not talking about people with mental illness like Two Face and Clayface (all of them). We're talking about straight up killers like Victor Zasz and The Joker. Both have killed hundreds and in Joker's case it maybe even millions. He lets these people go. It's not even the "I'm Batman, I don't kill," it's that he goes out of his way to save their lives. He's stopped Jason from killing Joker on several occasions because "it wouldn't be right." He's saved Joker from death at the hands of other villains. Then they always break out of prison before going to trial or being executed because Batman refuses to help see the process through. Fuck this guy, he's the cause ever time Zasz or Joker or another of his homicidal rogues kills someone.
You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet
Follow @OriginalKingD
No arguments from me. Every entry here is perfect. Outstanding work.
ReplyDeleteJerry that sly rat bastard. Never liked him.
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