Thor is Trash

Thor Odinson, the God of Thunder, one of the strongest men in the Marvel Universe. Thor's father Odin felt that Thor needed a lesson in humility and sent him to Earth to learn it. He sent him to Earth as a disabled medical student named Donald Blake. Eventually he became a doctor and discovers his hammer disguised as a walking stick while fleeing aliens one night. He creates his own medical practice and falls in love with nurse Jane Foster. Eventually Thor let's Nick Fury whisper a secret in his ear that makes him unworthy to use the hammer and he loses his powers. He relinquishes the name Thor and becomes the hero Odinson. Let me tell you this, even with a new name, he's trash as fuck. I'm serious, he's not cool in any aspect. He's just trash. Here's 20 reasons why.

1. Everyone takes his hammer: Betaray Bill, Storm, Captain America, Wonder Woman. That's right, she took his hammer and isn't even a Marvel Character.
2. Thor debuted in 1962 but is still confused by things on Earth
3. Thor isn't immortal. He's just addicted to Golden Apples of Idunn like other Asgardians
4. He actually does have a secret identity. Doctor Don Blake.
5. He's stupid. An escaped mental patient convinced Thor he was Heimdall
6. Loki only comes to Earth to fuck with Thor. Thor is killing people by just being here.
7. His main enemies are The Wrecker, Grey Gargoyle, Mister Hyde and The Absorbing man. Great batch of villains there. Thank Odin for Loki and The Destroyer.
8. Thor was once banished from Asgard and replaced by Eric Masterson who went by Thunderstrike. That's right, Thor lost his name and position in Asgard to a random human.
9. Thor became ruler of Asgard and immediately claimed Earth as his territory as well killing everyone who opposed his rule. This was only undone by time travel.
10. That's right Thor has the ability to time travel whenever he wants. Do you know how many events he could have prevented by going back just a few minutes? "Hold on there, Peter. Don't wanna catch Gwen like that. Might break her neck."
11. He put Asgard in the middle of Oklahoma and said anyone that goes there without permission will die. He almost killed Ironman.
12. Jane Foster is still Thor right now because Thor felt bad that a woman was able to wield the hammer when he couldn't. #MasculinitySoFragile 
13. His clone did kill Bill Foster. This is Thor's fault because he knew about the clone long before it was awakened. Why didn't you destroy the clone Thor? 
14. Sometimes Thor gets so mad he swings his hammer fast enough to create holes in the universe to store villains in. But he only uses this when he's mad. Forget all the other shit he could have prevented.
15. Thor killed his grandfather Bor and was banished from Asgard for like the 100th time
16. He is literally a god who beats up on humans regularly. You don't see Superman punching bank robbers through walls. Thor needs to learn restraint to go with his humilaty
17. He's immortal, but keeps dying
18. The reason his hammer has a strap is because he couldn't figure out how to fly. So he would throw the hammer really hard and grab the strap so it looked like he was flying.
19.  90s Thor was a thing so that's another reason
20. Before Dr. Strange bonded the hammer with Thor's soul, he couldn't let it go for more than 60 seconds

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