Jesus fucking Christ. Let’s not even beat around the bush. Remove this show from the air immediately, like yesterday. It baffles the mind how this show was even greenlit but even worse is that some group of assholes watched the pilot and gave it the okay. NO. It’s not fucking okay; this show is easily as terrible as Agent Carter and might be the television version of Fant4stic. I swear if this piece of shit doesn’t get cancelled by the end of this season, I’ll personally beat the people at CBS with Supergirl’s severed head, after I remove it with a Krpytonite Sword. After that I’ll fly a plane into the set killing all the staff, cast and myself.
Did you want a Supergirl show? No, no you fucking didn’t but, as a comic book fan and maybe DC fan you’re probably thinking, “why not give it a chance right?” You poor, daft idiot. Do you enjoy sight? Is the ability to see, something you generally enjoy having because you will definitely go blind watching this travesty IF, you don’t go deaf first from hearing all the constant BITCHING. Who’s the target audience for this show? Fifteen year old girls who’ve never even heard of what a comic book is? All they do is whine, cry, fail at life and get a whole lot of NOTHING done in each episode.
How is the best character in this series one that isn’t even technically in the show? I’m talking about Superman. Superman has had like half of a cameo for a fraction of a second. He’s not actually in the show because this is supposed to be about Kara breaking away from his name and becoming a hero on her own ... except, they fucking mention the guy every five seconds. “Clark this, Kal bla bla, Superman wouldn’t this, your cousin ho ho.” If this is supposed to be about freaking Kara then for God’s sake, stop dick eating Superman at every available opportunity.
I’ve never seen such an unlikeable cast. There’s not one person on this show who I don’t want to drown in some lava (minus Superman?). Kat Grant is an annoying bitch, Jimmy is a fucking tool, the other friend who I can’t remember isn’t important, Kara is a waste of Kryptonian DNA and Kara’s sister is the worst off the records government agent I’ve ever fucking seen. If the DEO technically isn’t supposed to exist, how about you do your fucking God damned job and stop telling the whole God damn world about it. Kara too, why does everyone know you’re Supergirl by the end of episode 2, hello? FUCK.
The Supergirl from the comics I know is an angry teenager marooned on a world she doesn’t belong in. Cousin is a self-righteous asshole, her planet is gone, her people are extinct, humans keep attacking her and she’s a teenager on a planet she doesn’t belong on. Yup, I feel like these are good reasons to be fucking mad. So someone explain to me who this bitch is. It’s definitely not Kara Zor-El, there’s no way. The Kara I know was angry enough to become a RED LANTERN. This fake ass Clark Kent 2.0, fumbling, cutesy geek is not Kara. So go ahead and delete this nonsense from my presence.
This will be one of the pettiest nitpicks of life but it has to be done. Blue Heat Vision? What even is that? No. Heat Vision is clear or red, not fucking blue. This show also is also throwing a bunch of random DC characters in the show for no reason, some seriously unrelated to Supergirl. Poor Martian Manhunter has to be a character in this damn shit fest and he’s way too good to be affiliated with this trash. I caught up to the latest episode but I fear my health deteriorating to the point of no return so I must stop. There’s so much more that needs to be said about this crap but I really can’t do this. I’m just done, I need this shit to get cancelled ASAP and never mentioned again. You really have to question life in general when you watch something so bad you momentarily appreciate the new Fantastic Four movie. Listen people, if you’re thinking about trying this show out, how about you fucking don’t. You’ll lose brain cells, you might get syphilis and you’ll definitely go blind. My condolences to all the people who have already seen even a SINGLE episode, for we have suffered greatly and no force in the universe can undo the pain we’ve had to endure. And for the people who want this show to prosper, I bet you put your cereal in the bowl first before adding milk … fucking sociopaths.
-9002/10
Did you want a Supergirl show? No, no you fucking didn’t but, as a comic book fan and maybe DC fan you’re probably thinking, “why not give it a chance right?” You poor, daft idiot. Do you enjoy sight? Is the ability to see, something you generally enjoy having because you will definitely go blind watching this travesty IF, you don’t go deaf first from hearing all the constant BITCHING. Who’s the target audience for this show? Fifteen year old girls who’ve never even heard of what a comic book is? All they do is whine, cry, fail at life and get a whole lot of NOTHING done in each episode.
How is the best character in this series one that isn’t even technically in the show? I’m talking about Superman. Superman has had like half of a cameo for a fraction of a second. He’s not actually in the show because this is supposed to be about Kara breaking away from his name and becoming a hero on her own ... except, they fucking mention the guy every five seconds. “Clark this, Kal bla bla, Superman wouldn’t this, your cousin ho ho.” If this is supposed to be about freaking Kara then for God’s sake, stop dick eating Superman at every available opportunity.
I’ve never seen such an unlikeable cast. There’s not one person on this show who I don’t want to drown in some lava (minus Superman?). Kat Grant is an annoying bitch, Jimmy is a fucking tool, the other friend who I can’t remember isn’t important, Kara is a waste of Kryptonian DNA and Kara’s sister is the worst off the records government agent I’ve ever fucking seen. If the DEO technically isn’t supposed to exist, how about you do your fucking God damned job and stop telling the whole God damn world about it. Kara too, why does everyone know you’re Supergirl by the end of episode 2, hello? FUCK.
The Supergirl from the comics I know is an angry teenager marooned on a world she doesn’t belong in. Cousin is a self-righteous asshole, her planet is gone, her people are extinct, humans keep attacking her and she’s a teenager on a planet she doesn’t belong on. Yup, I feel like these are good reasons to be fucking mad. So someone explain to me who this bitch is. It’s definitely not Kara Zor-El, there’s no way. The Kara I know was angry enough to become a RED LANTERN. This fake ass Clark Kent 2.0, fumbling, cutesy geek is not Kara. So go ahead and delete this nonsense from my presence.
This will be one of the pettiest nitpicks of life but it has to be done. Blue Heat Vision? What even is that? No. Heat Vision is clear or red, not fucking blue. This show also is also throwing a bunch of random DC characters in the show for no reason, some seriously unrelated to Supergirl. Poor Martian Manhunter has to be a character in this damn shit fest and he’s way too good to be affiliated with this trash. I caught up to the latest episode but I fear my health deteriorating to the point of no return so I must stop. There’s so much more that needs to be said about this crap but I really can’t do this. I’m just done, I need this shit to get cancelled ASAP and never mentioned again. You really have to question life in general when you watch something so bad you momentarily appreciate the new Fantastic Four movie. Listen people, if you’re thinking about trying this show out, how about you fucking don’t. You’ll lose brain cells, you might get syphilis and you’ll definitely go blind. My condolences to all the people who have already seen even a SINGLE episode, for we have suffered greatly and no force in the universe can undo the pain we’ve had to endure. And for the people who want this show to prosper, I bet you put your cereal in the bowl first before adding milk … fucking sociopaths.
-9002/10
Written By: Nya Hemmingz
New Twitter Handle: LolitaZenpie
I don't know if this is like a joke or not. If it is, well done. If not, ummmm this is the best show based on a Kryptonian ever by far hands down. And Supergirl is a much better character than Superman and most of the country and even nerds don't know who Martian Manhunter is.
ReplyDeleteYa somebody come get this man ... Smallville is a million times better than Supergirl and people don't know who Martian Manhunter is???? ESPECIALLY NERDS LOL!? Who's MAN'S IS THIS LOOOOOOOL!!!!!?
DeleteA case of "Agree to disagree". I think "Smallville" is on par with "Supergirl", not better. I hated "Smallville" when it debuted and it took me until season 7 to come around to it, ironically, the season Supergirl premiered on the show.
DeleteI CAN'T STAND THIS SHOW! SHE MAKES FEMALE HEROES LOOK TERRIBLE! AS A WOMAN I EXPECTED MUCH MORE. -12/10
ReplyDeleteIt's just terrible all around. I hope it's off the air soon.
DeleteYikes somebody needs to stop watching children television then.
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