Well it has been a minute since I uploaded a new poem. This poem is a little weird copared to my usual work. I wrote it in my poetry class and everyone loved it. Its about starving because at the time I was hungry and I had an hour left in class. I thought I was going to die. This is hands down the funniest poem I have ever written because my poetry is usually about love and loss. I will make sure to write more light poems in the future. Any way enjoy this here and tell your friends about it.
Not the early stages of starvation
or famine
or malnutriton
but just hungry
Liquids solids and inbetween
I mean food
I am hungry
I am craving sustenance
I think of walking until I faint
like a camel in the desert
with a dry hump
with a gasping mouth
with a carcus of a stomach
Longing for vitality
Therefore I am it and it is I
So if I continue on this journey
My life span will wither away
Then that associates with no longer partaking in music
and happiness
and laughter
and housing a body
I then think of my family
How would they function without me
Then my friends without their daily dose of triflingness
Then my rabbit Mr. Hamilton
Who will let him chew on their hair and deficate in their sleeping chamber
and unlike my previous dire situations
There was no survival
I am done for
Game Over
RIP Garser 2015
The second poem is also about me being huungry because I was in class and hungry as hell. This poem is called a definition poem and its where you define something using not the real definition but how you perceive it. Or at least that's my definition of a definition poem. Its shorter but I like it.
The Burrito
Chunky Robust Capsule
Deathening Healthy Substance
Yummy in Tummy Precious
Delicious Masterpiece
You can follow me on Twitter below and I will make more poems for the site because I like this
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Not the early stages of starvation
or famine
or malnutriton
but just hungry
Liquids solids and inbetween
I mean food
I am hungry
I am craving sustenance
I think of walking until I faint
like a camel in the desert
with a dry hump
with a gasping mouth
with a carcus of a stomach
Longing for vitality
Therefore I am it and it is I
So if I continue on this journey
My life span will wither away
Then that associates with no longer partaking in music
and happiness
and laughter
and housing a body
I then think of my family
How would they function without me
Then my friends without their daily dose of triflingness
Then my rabbit Mr. Hamilton
Who will let him chew on their hair and deficate in their sleeping chamber
and unlike my previous dire situations
There was no survival
I am done for
Game Over
RIP Garser 2015
The second poem is also about me being huungry because I was in class and hungry as hell. This poem is called a definition poem and its where you define something using not the real definition but how you perceive it. Or at least that's my definition of a definition poem. Its shorter but I like it.
The Burrito
Chunky Robust Capsule
Deathening Healthy Substance
Yummy in Tummy Precious
Delicious Masterpiece
You can follow me on Twitter below and I will make more poems for the site because I like this
You can buy my only book of poems below
