Goku is Lame

Usually I take this time to tell you why a popular comic book character is lame. I felt like I should expand that courtesy to other genres and not be stingy. Goku is one of the last living Saiyans and has become the pseudo-guardian of Earth while gathering a group of friends and family members. On his way to become one of the mightiest beings in the universe he's tackled aliens, demons and even Gods. His story is chronicled in the Dragon Ball manga as well as the Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball Super anime as well as a few movies and he's lame.

1. Goku only sees his kids on holidays and birthdays. He's usually out training, or avoiding them.
2. He abuses his wife
3. He's stingy. Vegeta is arrogant, we all know that. But, Goku does steal all the fame. Most recently in resurrection of F.
4. Hercule provides his family with millions of dollars yet they're poor because he eats too much
5. Piccolo raised his kids.
6. People laugh because Krillin died 4 times (We don't acknowledge GT). Goku is the strongest character in the series and he died 3 times. Once to heart disease.
7. Krillin is the strongest HUMAN in the universe but Goku keeps dragging him to fight aliens and Gods. Krillin is his best friend and he's using him to scout opponents.
8. He doesn't actually love or like Chi Chi. He married her because he thought "marriage" was food.
9. His failure to kill opponents leads to them coming back over and over again
10. He's just as arrogant as Vegeta. "Go ahead and power up Cell. Pretty sure my son can beat you." "What's a Majin Buu to a Saiyan" "Demon King Piccolo? Ain't no kings" The difference between Vegeta's arrogance and Goku's is Goku's directly causes people to die.
11. He's a slacker. He's naturally stronger than Vegeta. What's the difference. Goku only trains to avoid his family. That's why Gohan got weak (You saw Resurrection of F). Vegeta brings his family to train with him. That's why Trunks is stronger than Goten.
12. Dragon Ball GT was made just to make Goku immortal
13.  Goku gets more power ups than a round of Mario Kart and he rarely trains for them.
14. He wouldn't kill Frieza, Cell or Buu but he killed his grandfather Gohan
15. He contributes to Master Roshi being a sexual deviant
16. He complains that his son Gohan spends more time being a good husband and dad than training
17. Always makes fun of Vegeta until he needs his help. Then he comes running for help
18. Did he ever actually help Uub's village?
19. Didn't even know Goten was his son the first time they met
20. He can't even beat Superman

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