Before I start this, I want to say that I had high hopes for this show.
Wrestling anime.
How could you get better than that? Have you seen how much Japan loves wrestling? They love that shit! I thought this would be like bread and butter.
To paraphrase a famous nerd, "It was more like dead skunk and dog shit."
So, the show follows a big titted idol named Sakura Hagiwara,whose apart of this group called Sweet Diva that decides to become a wrestler to avenge a member of their group who got beat by some bitch. Now, I forgot most of what happens in this anime to protect myself from how shit it is so, I'll say what's good about this show first.
1. It has wrestling.
That's good, a wrestling anime has wrestling. A for effort.
2. The moves are usually done properly.
As a wrestling nerd, I was impressed by how some of the moves were animated, even though the anime was animated dreadfully (that's another topic).
3. Uh, Fanservice.
Yeah. There's a lot.
Lets get into what's terrible about this show, besides everything about it.
1. Voices.
Why can't these bitches shut up in the ring? Girls are moaning and groaning, this shit sounds like a fucking hentai. I do not need this kinds of sounds while I'm trying to watch shit.
2. The shitty animation.
Half the time, it looks like everyone is being squished into tiny, thin, stripes of human. To make that worse, they're always standing in this weird position of confusion.
Looks like they're all saying "DURRRR"
See what I mean?
3. Fanservice.
I like fanservice as much as the next otaku but there's just too much. I do realize this is an ecchi anime but for that I have a rebuttal.
ECCHI AND WRESTLING DO NOT FUCKING MIX.
If you want a ecchi anime, that's cool. I don't give a shit, enjoy your pseudo-porngraphy.
THE ACTUAL WRESTLING IS MOSTLY DEDICATED TO SHOWING HOW MUCH THE MC'S TITS JIGGLE WHEN SHE'S IN A MOVE AND HALF THE TIME, SHE'S NOT EVEN SPEAKING.
IT'S JUST FUCKING MOANS.
IT SOUNDS LIKES SHE'S GETTING FUCKED WHEN IT SOUND BE SOUNDS OF PAIN.
IT IS UTTER BULLSHIT.
I JUST WANT A GOOD WRESTLING ANIME! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
IT APPARENTLY IS SINCE I GOT "GIRLS AND TITS featuring some wrestling."
FUCK THIS WORLD I QUIT.
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Till next time, I'm Chrissie and I'm going to hang myself.
You know what a really good wrestling anime is? Kinnikuman. The quality is pretty bad because it's from the 70s. Actually don't even watch it. I lied. Read it. The anime is really censored compared to the manga.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Don't hang yourself.