Chance The Rapper - Surprisingly Evil

When you make to Ellen, the gospel awards and BET awards in one year, you know that America loves you. America loves Chance The Rapper. I mean, not a lot of people have bad things to say about Chance. He's wholesome, makes acceptable to good music and he's always speaking out against injustice. But what if I told you, Chance the Rapper is actually evil. I said it, he's evil and all the signs are there.

Under all that wholesomeness and charity lurks a dark side to Chance The Rapper. You may not want to believe it because he's dancing around in a Teddy bear costume. But it's there. America, and the rest of the world, it's time to pull the mask off and see the real monster that Chance The Rapper is. Yeah, monster, I said it.

Let's start with the obvious. Have you ever heard Chance The Rapper lyrics? People get amused by songs like "Cocoa Butter Kisses," or "Angels" and they think he's a good guy. But, a rapper once said "I would never lay a hand on you, but I'm not the only one with hands." That rapper wasn't Chance The Rapper but it's the motto he takes. Take for instance his song "No Problem in which he states:
Bruh I'm at your head like Craig did Deebo. Don't tweak bro, it's never sweet hoe, my shooters come for free so if one more label try to stop me, it's gon be some dreadhead niggas in ya lobby cus you don't want no problem, want no problem with me.
You hear that? Chance isn't going to touch anyone. However, he's got shooters and they come for free. That means Chance is so connected to the criminal underworld that people would murder for him. At no cost, they just want that recognition as being a Chance hitman. That is criminal and murderous. He's not so wholesome in your eyes now. Is he? I din't think so. I'd like to say that's the only proof I have that Chance is evil, but it's not.

Chance the rapper is a wokety woke ass motherfucker. I said it. Yeah he called out that Heineken beer ad for their racism and colorist presentation.Yeah he calls out misogyny. While rapping about bitches and hoes. Sure he's not Cosby out here but he's a hypocrite. Chance is the kind of guy who ruins a party with some super woke statements and then turns around asks "what's good with you bitch?" Is that who you choose to champion as a hero?

Chance The Raper doesn't pay producers. I said it, he's not paying these people. He's not paying the now legendary duo J.U.S.T.I.C.E League. They've been trying to get paid since 2013 and Chance is acting like he's legally blind and can't see anything. Chance you need to pay producers. Don't be cruel. Actually, this has mostly been tongue and cheek but if Chance isn't paying producers that's really messed up because not paying producers has become a serious issue in music especially hip hop due to the massive internet community. A producer in New York can have his work stolen by an artist in Ohio and they wouldn't know unless that artist became popular and by then it's sometimes too late to get paid. Wait, Chance The Rapper is evil. Yeah, evil.

There's a saying that goes like this:
You are who you associate with, look around at your five closest friends and that's who you are. If you don't want to be that person, you know what you got to do.
Let me tell you this, Chance has some dubious associates. There's Mr. Chi-Town himself Kanye to the END. Mr. West, Kanye West. He's gotten in fist fights with paparazzi. Jay Z gave him 20 million and only got 20 minutes on stage. Then there's Childish Gambino, if that is his real name. He's been known to use lyrics like "shut your mouth, before I fuck it." Actually that's a Kid Cudi lyrics. How about 2Chainz. Mr. 2 Chainz has been "locked up more rapping than I did trying to get a brick."

The most dangerous of his associates would be fellow rapper and his brother, Taylor Bennet. See Taylor went to a party and beat a man nearly to death for stepping on his shoe. In an attempt to put it behind him, he came out the closet as Bisexual shortly before dropping an album. He pulled a Kevin Spacey before Kevin Spacey except with assault instead of molestation. I know what you're thinking, every family has a bad egg. That doesn't make Chance evil. Actually this whole situation is a little fucked up, and I'm gonna stop talking about it. It's not Chance's fault his brother is trash. That's just life.

In conclusion, Chance The Rapper may be evil. Maybe he's just a guy with flaws like all of us. I don't know but I wrote this because I was joking about Clark County from the TV Show Atlanta being based on Chance The Rapper. I figured they were the same guy since you know, Donald Glover is Childish Gambino, and a well known Chance associate. I don't know if that's true, but in my mind it is hilarious. Something, something his parents named him Chancellor because he's Chancellor of Evil.

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Chance The Rapper - Surprisingly Evil Chance The Rapper - Surprisingly Evil Reviewed by Darrell S. on Thursday, April 12, 2018 Rating: 5

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