I like Roman Reigns. He's had more memorable matches than the two other guys in The Shield, even though fanboys say he's the weakest link. Regardless of how I feel about the Big Dog, he's given every single title and accomplishment. I've never seen him work hard for anything interns of story. That's why, Roman Reigns should just be a continuation of John Cena and The Rock called John Rock.
One night on Raw Roman needs to come out to the ring during two Raw loser's match and destroy them. Then he strips into black wrestling shorts with prints of a rapid dog with a Samoan tattoo. At this point he's a heel. Then Rikishi comes to the ring and cuts a promo saying that he only views Roman as his son even though he isn't.
Rikishi disowns Jimmy and Jey Uso because they could never become the machine that Roman is. He says that they are not true sperm from his Samoan ball sack and are a waste of nut. They leave the ring until next week. This Raw starts with Roman and Rikishi making their way to the ring. Their entrance is a rap song with mad 808's with horrible rapping but good enough to listen to by two random Samoan Rappers. Roman has on his John Cena and The Rock inspired gear with a jean jacket and his hair in a pony tail.
Rikishi cuts a promo saying that Roman will now be known as John Rock because back in the day, Rikishi stole hair samples of The Rock and Cena, put them in a test tube with Samoan nut, tribal tattoo ink, and 80's Vince McMahon steroid juice. In a machine that Rikishi created, he genetically made John Rock and injected the nut serum into his brother's wife or who ever the hell Roman's mother is thus creating the perfect specimen, The Eyebrow Raising, Pie eating, Prototype Superman.
From this point on, John Rock would go on to never lose a match again, fuck bitches, star in mediocre to good movies, make shitty promos, always play the underdog, and give straight up ass whoopings to anyone on sight. What's John Rock's motto, "My electrifying time is now".
Please let this joke happen Vince.
Follow @GarserTheClownOne night on Raw Roman needs to come out to the ring during two Raw loser's match and destroy them. Then he strips into black wrestling shorts with prints of a rapid dog with a Samoan tattoo. At this point he's a heel. Then Rikishi comes to the ring and cuts a promo saying that he only views Roman as his son even though he isn't.
Rikishi disowns Jimmy and Jey Uso because they could never become the machine that Roman is. He says that they are not true sperm from his Samoan ball sack and are a waste of nut. They leave the ring until next week. This Raw starts with Roman and Rikishi making their way to the ring. Their entrance is a rap song with mad 808's with horrible rapping but good enough to listen to by two random Samoan Rappers. Roman has on his John Cena and The Rock inspired gear with a jean jacket and his hair in a pony tail.
Rikishi cuts a promo saying that Roman will now be known as John Rock because back in the day, Rikishi stole hair samples of The Rock and Cena, put them in a test tube with Samoan nut, tribal tattoo ink, and 80's Vince McMahon steroid juice. In a machine that Rikishi created, he genetically made John Rock and injected the nut serum into his brother's wife or who ever the hell Roman's mother is thus creating the perfect specimen, The Eyebrow Raising, Pie eating, Prototype Superman.
From this point on, John Rock would go on to never lose a match again, fuck bitches, star in mediocre to good movies, make shitty promos, always play the underdog, and give straight up ass whoopings to anyone on sight. What's John Rock's motto, "My electrifying time is now".
Please let this joke happen Vince.
