We need to make comics great again. There's a lot of things wrong with comics these days and I'm gonna tell you how to fix it. I don't care if you didn't ask my opinion I'm telling you anyway because that's just what I do. Now let me tell you what the problem is today. We already talked about all of these women folk being heroes now, but what about the colored people. A whole lot of them running around.
Back when comics were great there wasn't but three black heroes running around and they knew their place. Now the Justice League and The Avengers are looking like the rainbow coalition. What's happening? You can't make a good team of heroes with just white guys anymore? When did that happen?
When comics were great all the best heroes where white. With white heroes, everyone can relate. Literally a ton of extra money just falling out of your pocket so you can fight crime in poor areas. You don't see these colored heroes putting a stop to black on black crime like great white heroes. Do you? What has Nighthawk done that Batman hasn't? Nighthawk just fuels a race war, now if he were a respectable white man like Bruce Wayne we wouldn't have this problem.
You see white heroes have their dignity. Now look, you've got all these coloreds replacing white heroes. I miss Ted Kord, who is this Jaime Reyes kid? Miles Morales or Miguel O'Harra, it doesn't matter how you spell it, just know it doesn't spell Spider-Man. Sam Wilson doesn't spell Captain America either and Kenan Kong damn sure doesn't spell Superman. How can Super-Man stand for truth, justice and the American way when he ain't even American. It's a downright disgrace you hear me.
What? They want some representation, I get it fine. There have always been representation for them even before they killed all the white heroes. What about Ben Grimm, he's orange, he's colored. The Incredible Hulk? He's green. What about the unsung heroes like Pie Face the friend and confidant to Hal Jordan. Are you telling me he wasn't appreciated. Pie Face is what every minority hero should aim to be.
Not like that damn Sam Wilson. He knew his place as Falcon. He was Captain America's sidekick. Now he wants to be Captain America. On top of that he's gone and shacked up with Misty Knight. One of those women who want to be a hero. AND THEN they basically adopted Juaquin Torres and let him be Falcon. He was helping illegal immigrants cross the boarder. He might even be one. That's why my president is gonna build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. Donlad Trump is gonna make America great again just like I'm going to make comics great again.
You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet. You can also check out his playthrough of Sleeping Dogs.
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