There's been a lot of talk going around about how Batman could be T'Challa and that's just a bunch of bullshit. The only thing Batman can beat Black Panther at is seeing who the quickest to get their ass beat would be. The ONLY reason someone would believe Batman could be Black Panther is white privilege. Don't get me wrong, Bruce would beat the crap out of Eldridge Cleaver, but he can't even take Huey Newton so how he gonna take T'Challa. Here's 10 reasons Batman can't beat T'Challa
1. Batman is a peak human, T'Challa is not. T'Challa trained his body to peak human levels just like Bruce Wayne. But T'Challa does not half step. He's also eaten the Heart Shaped Herb and had his abilities further enhanced by magic.
2. Batman merely adopted the dark, the dark adopted T'Challa. T'Challa is King of The Dead. Do you know what that means? He has access to the knowledge of every Black Panther before him which is ridiculous when you consider the only people keeping up with him before were Reed Richards and Tony Stark, barely.
3. Batman is the world's greatest detective and generally a smart guy. But Batman is always leaning on others for help. Why are we acting like Luscious Fox ain't doing work? Why are we acting like he ain't been building Batman's gear? Why are we acting like Batman didn't steal a T-Sphere because he couldn't figure out how it worked, then got caught? Why are we acting like Bruce is even in the same league as Luthor? But T'Challa? T'Challa? He created a spaceship capable of interdimensional travel. He built a teleporter in his spare time. T'Challa built a cybernetic jungle under Wakanda that nobody knew about. T'Challa invented Shadow Physics. Better sit down and whip up another cure for Joker Toxin, which is barely any different each time he makes it.
4. With prep time Batman can beat Superman, with prep time T'Challa can beat The Avengers and Galactus. He didn't even need prep time for Silver Surfer, but Batman has to prep just to get his ass beat by Deathstroke, again.
5. But Batman has contingency plans for everyone else and T'Challa doesn't? We acting like he didn't take a day to reverse engineer an Iron Man suit and build a better one? T'Challa probably has contingency plans for himself.
6. Batman is a martial arts expert. And, T'Challa didn't master hundreds of styles and create a style just for the Dora Milije
7. Batman got beat by Amnesia but he gonna beat T'Challa?
8. Batman's villains are mobsters and escaped mental patients, he better pray T'Challa's villains don't run up in Gotham.
9. Batman got tired after Ban released criminals into the street, then Bane broke his back. T'Challa fought for 13 hours straight and didn't sweat it
10. Batman might have supervillain repellent but he ain't got no T'Challa repellent.
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ReplyDeleteBatman can beat T"Challa but he got raped by his baby mama. Batman can beat T'Challa but he can't control half of Gotham while T'Challa got Wakanda and the Dead on lock.
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DeleteBatman can not beat Black Panther even with his arms
Black Panther is a hunter and sometimes kills people and if he wanted he would rip the head off Batman with his claws.
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DeleteBatman can not beat Black Panther even with his arms
Black Panther is a hunter and sometimes kills people and if he wanted he would rip the head off Batman with his claws.
bitch ass nigga ain't nothing but a hype beast nobody cared about black panther until a fucking movie came out
ReplyDeleteI've been talking about Black Panther for years now. Where were you when had this argument in 2014? Where were you when I dropped the suggested reading list for Black Panther on Twitter? Where were you when T'Challa beat Doom? Where were you when he picked up the Infinity Gauntlet? Ask yourself these questions, so that you may check yourself before wrecking yourself.
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DeleteLove the list. I am a huge Batfan, but you speak truth in every word.
ReplyDeleteLove the list. I am a huge Batfan, but you speak truth in every word.
ReplyDeleteSo all the old School Comic Book Nerds forget that Marvel's original answer to The Batman was The Moon Knight...
ReplyDeleteTotally agree. DC's Ragman (favorite hero) was supposed to be poorman Batman without all the gadgets but he had the physical power of the corrupted souls that made up his rag costume. Making him hundreds of time stronger and faster than others. I thought he was badder than Batman but he wouldn't be a match against Black Panther.
ReplyDeleteWOW. I need to read some Black Panther comics IMMEDIATELY. Fuck the movie, I wanna know all this shit you're talking about. I presented this question to a coworker, and of course they said "Black Panther is no match for Batman". Then I presented him with your highly regimented list of points and he was all "....wait..when did he fight Silver Surfer??" Pretty soon, he just had to walk away.
ReplyDeleteI'm a believer man. Where do I start??
The easiest way to get into Black Panther's comics is with his 3rd volume which started in 1998 and ran to 2003 with a total of 62 issues. The story here introduces Panther's background easily why thrusting him into new plots. If you have the Marvel Unlimited Subscription its a lot easier to keep track of the issues but you could always collect the Volume 3 Collected Editions ( a total of 6 Editions).
DeleteGreat read. Batman fan forever but you make a good argument. You hurt my feelings when you said he's not on Luthor's level tho - lmao.
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