The Punisher Is Trash

Last time I took a look at Daredevil and why he was trash. I didn't know so many people agreed. This time I'd like to take a look Frank Castle, better known as The Punisher. Frank was a marine for years. One day on a picnic with his family they saw a mob execution. In order to silence witnesses the mobsters shot at Frank and his family killing them, but Frank lived. Frank set out for revenge, becoming The Punisher and trash hero.

1. Obviously just enjoys killing and "punishing" people
2. He's in the game just for revenge
3. He got his revenge and he's still in the game
4. Even Peter Parker dislikes him
5. He took his talents to LA when nobody asked him to
6. He was a villain, now he's just a guy who kills people
7. HE PUNCHED A POLAR BEAR
8. He killed a man who caused and accidental death
9. Captain America thinks he's insane
10. He shot an innocent man and Daredevil was forced to save the guy while Frank kept shooting
11. All of his movies are horrible. Don't argue, just accept it. Straight violence, minimum story
12. He's so overly violent it's comical at times. You can't throw a woman through bullet proof glass
13. 48,502 people he has killed. More than the number of soldiers in most counties
14. He tried to kill Spider-Man IN TWO DIFFERENT UNIVERSES
15.  He doesn't care about making the world a better place, just likes shooting people
16. He fights regular criminals that are highly unlikely to escape prison but kills them anyway
17. Killing mob bosses just makes new mob bosses
18. He's been trying to fill the hole in his heart with dead bodies for decades, get a hobby dude
19. Thinks he's above the law for some reason
20. Stilt man became a hero because he was a bad villain and still got shot in the face

There it is, 20 reasons why The Punisher is lame. Just accept it. Let me know who your favorite character is. I'll make a list for them too.

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