Social Network Whores

What's up my fellow blerds? I'm here to talk about something that's been bugging me lately.

WHATS THE DEAL WITH BEING A SOCIAL NETWORK WHORE?

Over winter break I've been seeing an uprising on social network hoes. Now There is two categories of this.

1. "The Whore on A Social Network" okay check your timeline feed right now. Chances are you've seen this a person making thirsty ass posts  involving nudity or sex right? They are usually active in the wee hours of the morning. They will post annoying shit like "ugh I'm so horny" "someone come over" "Send nudes." They will usually post a picture of themselves being a goddamn thirst trap to get attention. I'm not gonna lie my fellow males...don't fall for it. The chick usually has as much depth as kiddie pool. If it's not about sex or you showing your dick to them, chances are the conversation is going to be stale and boring. Also, chances are the girl is smacked....like lets be real guys come on 9/10 the girl is gonna be ugly or have a gross body unless your that coke head that bashes peeps on twitter and gets nudes from girls aka Hunter Moore. Like besides a porn star or model...what decently attractive girl is gonna be gassed up to show their bodies off...that shit is rare. Don't even think of pursuing a chick like this....she will whine about wanting a relationship but these whores will spam out nudes for anyone that says "hey what's up" do you want someone that every other dude on twitter has seen? I wouldn't. Your best option is to unfollow them if you look at 5 of their tweets in a row and each one is sexual....yeah just unfollow them, or do what I do. Sit back and laugh at how stupid they are and how they beg for someone to take them seriously, chick your talking about sex 24/7...that's not gonna happen.

2. "The Social Whore" the other type of social network slab you're gonna find isn't as bad as the first but just as annoying if not more. This applies to both girls and guys. The social whore thrives for attention anyway they can get. On twitter they are almost alarmingly obsessed with gaining followers and getting hella retweets by any means necessary ( even resort to using death). I mean we all want followers hell I'd like some more too, but damn like I ain't gonna lose sleep over not gaining any for weeks. Is twitter really that important y'all? I mean I go on twitter everyday but Jesus I go there to rant and goof off. I've also noticed that Instagram is also a venue for social whores. That whole like 10 of my pictures for a good morning post or a shout out it's a little too much. Idk why people really care about having 100 plus likes or 1000 of followers on their accounts. Like with the whores, it's best just to either unfollow them or laugh at them like I do haha. 

Hope you enjoyed this early morning rant. Hahah for more follow me on twitter Follow @Jazputin
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