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Toriko is Trash

It's time to tell you why another character is trash. This time I'm going to tell you why the master chef Toriko is trash. Toriko stars in the Torigo manga as well as the anime, named after Toriko of course. In a world where being a chef is a dangerous career he travels the world searching for rare ingredients to create delicious foods. Hoping to one day fill out his menu for the perfect meal. Toriko is also trash and I'm going to give you 20 reasons why. Leave a character below and I'll tell you why he or she is trash too.

1. Bobby Flay is the realest chef. Who is this Toriko guy?

2. I heard Sanji is a better cook

3. Bitch, he look like Goku seriously, he's wearing a knockoff gi that Goku wears. All he needs is the Kame house logo to make it official.



4. What is a power scale? There's no real power scaling. Upgrades come whenever the story needs them. The manga started of with stupid high power levels and now there's probably a character that can sneeze and create a new universe. I heard Toriko destroyed South America with an omelet.

5. Not only does he look like Goku, he acts like Goku. He's lazy but likes to fight. He's a glutton but doesn't like to work.

6. He's the worst character in his own Story

7. Blue hair because he's a scene kid

8. Treats his friends like garbage

9. I can get a good soup for $4.99 at this local spot. Risking his life just for some ingredients makes him even stupider.

10. He's a gourmet hunter but he can't get in the Hunter Association

11. He uses his hands as a fork and knife to fight. A fork is not a logical fighting tool and a hand can not cut a steak. He should have just gotten a spork.

12. His character is as bland as the art which is as bland as the food.

13. Chapter 82 of the manga describes Toriko as a character and a manga

14. He got impaled but somehow recovered because he sensed his friends were in trouble. What is this guy a spirit detective?

15. He lost an arm and leg but he wouldn't go full Edward Elric. Instead he went Naruto/Sasuke and got it back. That served no character development. What did he learn? You can grow an arm back so just keep risking it.

16. He really just learned how to have a healing factor. He dresses like a Saiyan but learns Namekian traits. This totally isn't inspired by Dragon Ball.

17. He eats dirt.

18. His hair got longer when he got more powerful. Again, this totally isn't some kind of bad DBZ fan fiction. That's sarcasm if you can't tell.

19. He goes Super Saiyan when the battle wolf gets shot

20. Gourmet Energy. Is that like ki?

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8 Comments

  1. LMAO, I love these. I like the manga but Toriko is easily my least favorite of the 4 Heavenly Kings.

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    1. Man, he's just so annoying. When I write these I just try to say some of the craziest things possible lol

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  2. Bruh. I damn near hate the Toriko character. Coco is obviously the best of the 4. Techniaclly Toriko isn't a chef. He just finds the food. Sanji still better though lol

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    1. I gave up on Toriko a long time ago. When I was reading it, Coco was my favorite character.

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  3. Toriko is mindnumbingly generic and simple. It attempts to be this weird DBZ x One Piece love child and fails. IMO at least.

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    1. I would say that. It's better than DBZ in terms of a lot of stuff. Its more like One Piece and Hunter X Hunter

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  4. DBZ gets away with it though because it was a much simpler time I guess.

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