Top 5 Most Dapper Alt-Right Comic Characters

It seems like Alt-Right is all the rage in the streets these days. From the presidential cabinet to the front page of the LA Times. But the Alt-Right movement isn't new. It's been around for a long time and it's just now getting it's proper due. So, I sat down and created a list of the top 5 Alt-Right characters in comic book history.

1. Red Skull: Johan Scmidt was from a small village in Germany. His father tried to drown him immediately after his birth because he felt the baby was evil. He failed and killed himself instead. Johan ended up in an orphanage afterwards because his mother died in Child Birth. He spent most of his life afterwards in prison. As a teenage he met Adolf Hitler while Johan was working at a hotel. Hitler saw charm in the boy and took him under his wing. if you know what I mean, the two were inseparable after that. Hitler gave his new boy toy anything he wanted until Red Skull was the 2nd most powerful man in Germany. Eventually he was stopped by Captain America and left to die in a crumbling building where he was put into suspended animation by some of the exploding Nazi tech. Since then he's returned to push his political agenda forward.

2. Captain Nazi: Albrecht Krieger was given super powers by his father so that he could be the perfect Nazi weapon for Hitler. When Captain Nazi comes into contact with Captain Marvel the two fight. Captain Nazi drowns a random old man and breaks a boat oar on the back of Teenage Freddy Freeman who becomes Captain Marvel Jr. After Captain Marvel gives him some power because Captain Nazi broke Freddy's back and made him humble. After his defeat he continued to fight the alt-right fight for decades.

3. Baron Zemo: The name Baron Zemo has been respected world wide since 1480 when Harbin Zemo came onto the scene. Zemo is a name that leaves a lasting impression on someone. The family has had multiple members go toe to toe with Captain America and come out no worse for wear. On several occasions they've even been allied with the snazzy Red Skull, almost taking over the world and they would have gotten away with it two if it were for those Avengers and their stupid SJWs.

4. Baron Blitzkrieg: The baron rose to power during World War II by being brave enough to take on the All-Star Squadron as well as Wonder Woman. He started off as a hot headed German Officer in concentration camp where he was blinded as a prisoner threw a bottle at his face. How naughty? After some Nazi experiments he was given super strength, flight and optic blasts but couldn't use them all at once. Thankfully...Sadly in a gaudy show of power Superboy Prime heats Barons head to the point of explosion using his heat vision.

5. Master Man: This dapper guy is Wilhelm Lohmer but you can call him Master Man. Originally he was given the enhanced Nazi Version of the super soldier serum that gave Captain America his powers. However he later became much stronger after some experimenting. He also meets Julia Koenig and turns her into Warrior Woman after an accident. He was chased out of Germany at the end of the war by Human Torch, Jim Hammond. He lived out a quiet life in Switzerland after. until Cable showed up and used him as a bullet shield.

Do you get it? They're all fucking Nazis, white supremacist. That's all the Alt-Right is. Trying to make white nationalism politically correct by replacing white power with Make America Great Again. From Heil Hitler to Heil Trump all of it's the same. Just a bunch of fucking racist. At least these comic characters don't try to hide their racist bullshit behind a suit and tie, judges robe or a police badge.

You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet. You can also check out his playthrough of Sleeping Dogs.
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