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The Worst Villain of All Time

Kaguya, there I said it. She's the worst villain of all time. We can leave it there but I could have just tweeted that. It's not that I just hate her, it's that she's the worst villain. We should have wrapped it up with beating Madara. But nooo, we just had to deal with ghost lady. She looked like a ghost. Like she was in the Japanese version of The Ring. I've got actual reasons.

First, she barely spoke. I don't remember her reasoning behind doing anything. But, I'll tell you who spoke a lot, Zetsu. She was supposed to be the big baddie, the final showdown, the worst villain. But she had Zetsu do all her talking. I don't even think Zetsu was talking for her. Zetsu was just talking like he's prone to do. Zetsu is the kid with a big brother he called to beat up people. "Wait until my big brother Kaguya come, he gonna mess you up because you're just not ready"

Kaguya got built up as this big bad boss lady, and wasn't even in charge. It makes no sense how Zetsu was the mastermind behind everything. Why didn't she just blow him up and continue her day? She also fell for Sexy Jutsu. We're talking the last villain here. She fell for sexy Jutsu on the verge of world domination. "I know I'm about to rule the world for some little plant creature but look at those pectorals." What?

I admit it. I don't get it. This all powerful woman was beaten in a game of tag to save the world. The fight between Naruto and Sasuke at the end was simply them arguing about who was it after they tagged Kaguya.

How is Kaguya just going to be an introvert villain? She would rather go home and pick out new curtains on amazon than fight for control of the world. Maybe her dream was to keep everyone locked up so she could go outside without having to see other people. What was Kaguya's goal again? I don't care, this is the one thing Kishimoto screwed up on. She's not just the worst villain she's the most boring as well.

You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He's also playing Pokemon Liquid Crystal on YouTube
Darrell S.

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    1. I'm not really into the pasty skin and multiple eyes thing.

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  2. Kaguya - Worst Villain of All Time.
    Madara - Greatest Villain of All Time!

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  3. Chill out! Kaguya was not the worst I had that thought for a second too but then I took a step back and realized she was right up my alley. Insane/creepy last boss ftw

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  4. After playing storm 4, Kaguya who was nicknamed the Violent Goddess looked like she could be creepy, cold and omnipotent. Instead she came across as boring (like a filler villain you'd find in a Naruto movie), out of touch, and not battle experienced as the only time she battled in the past, everyone was nowhere near her power level.

    Honestly she would've been better suited for a show like Boruto, but after foreshadowing Madara for over 7 real life years before introducing him to having him live beyond his hype solidifying himself as the most holistic and believable villain in the show, Kaguya was like a kick in the nuts to those of us who were loyal to the show, especially Kimimaro from part 1 was a better villain than her.

    Naruto & Sasuke did their best to erase the disgusting stain Kaguya left on the show, but by then the damage was done. Kaguya is the main reason I gave up watching anime. Can't dedicate that much time to a show I love for 13 years just to be disappointed again.

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  5. You can cry again when you saw Kaguya 2.0 and Parasite Black Zetsu 2.0 in Attack on Titan. Eren will get Madara'd and Lelouch'd.

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